Usain Bolt Is A Soccer Player Now And He’s Actually Not Terrible

Usain Bolt may have retired from track, but he hasn’t given up sports entirely. He is…

Here Is The Champions League Group Stage Draw

The group stage draw for this year’s Champions League tournament was just completed this morning, and…

Why Don’t More Soccer Teams Scoop Up Easy Goals From Cool Free-Kick Routines Like This?

PAOK scored the first goal of their Champions League qualifying match against a superior Benfica team…

Huddersfield Player Commits One Damn Impressive Boner

This own goal from Huddersfield’s Juninho Bacuna came in stoppage time, with his team already down…

Lucas Moura Cooking Chris Smalling Is A Metaphor For Tottenham’s Spanking Of Man United

It takes a firm lashing of José Mourinho’s asscheeks to get him to walk into a…

Jose Mourinho Storms Out Of Press Conference, Appears To Be Losing It

Tottenham crushed Manchester United with a comprehensive 3-0 victory at Old Trafford this afternoon, handing the…

DeAndre Yedlin Assists On Newcastle Equalizer (Yay), Scores Chelsea Game-Winner (Oof)

DeAndre Yedlin—just too old to be considered one of the American wonderkids, but still a promising…

La Liga Players Hate Idea Of Playing Games In The U.S. So Much They Might Go On Strike

About a week after Spain’s La Liga and U.S. sports marketing firm Relevant Sports announced a…

One Month After Promised Solutions, Women’s Pro Soccer Team Still Doesn’t Have Running Water

Over the last month, a series of reports have detailed the squalid living and practicing conditions…

Arsène Wenger On Unemployed Life: “I Can Sit For Hours Contemplating The Horizon”

We’ve grown used to Arsène Wenger’s deeply philosophical musings as revealed in interviews over the years,…