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Soccer Fan Takes A Ball To The Dome And Handles It Like A Champ

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I don’t know about you but if my unsuspected skull had just gotten blown the hell up by a flying soccer ball, I wouldn’t have reacted with half the poise and grace as this lady did: Read more…

Antoine Griezmann To Carlos Vela: Wait For Me At LAFC

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Atleticó Madrid pulled off an upset on Wednesday in taking down crosstown rival Real Madrid 4-2 to bring home the UEFA Super Cup. After the game, Atleticó’s star forward Antoine Griezmann dropped some fire quotes, as he tends to do during post-game celebrations. Read more…

New Marketing Deal Will Bring Regular Season La Liga Match To The U.S.

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After years of seeing meaningful games from our own major sports shipped abroad by the greedy leagues that control them, U.S. sports fans are about to find themselves on the opposite side of that transaction. Thanks to a new marketing deal, Spain’s La Liga will play a regular season match stateside, possibly starting… Read more…

Only Art Modell Can Save The Columbus Crew From Relocating Now

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Columbus Crew SC, in conjunction with MLS czar Don Garber, has crossed one of the final checkpoints in their plan to move the team to Austin as early as next season. The Austin City Council passed a vote on Wednesday, seven to four, to pave the way for the building of a soccer-specific stadium onto
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Andrés Iniesta Has Moved To Japan And Become A Golazo-Scoring Fiend

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They say you can’t teach old dogs new tricks. They also say there is always one exception that proves any given rule. I don’t really know what to do with these two chestnuts but they seem relevant to the fact that Andrés Iniesta has moved to Japan and apparently transformed into Lionel Messi. Read more…

Liverpool’s Low-Key Smashing Of West Ham Was A Statement Of Intent

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The first game of a season that for the first time in forever feels like it might end with the long-awaited Premier League title. A match against, on paper, one of the strongest teams in the division. A home opener in what is probably the most raucous stadium in the country. A chance to put
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New Madrid Keeper Thibault Courtois Apologizes For Singing Song About Real Madrid Fans Fucking Kangaroos

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Before he was the regular goalkeeper at Chelsea, Thibault Courtois was the number one at Atletico Madrid when they burst onto the La Liga scene to challenge the duopoly of Barcelona and Real Madrid. Now, since his transfer to Real earlier this week, Courtois has been forced to awkwardly answer for his past as a
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The Best Dribbler In The World Is Back In The Premier League

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The best, most unstoppable dribbler in world soccer will be playing in the Premier League this season. Though it’s probably not the player you think. Read more…

Extremely Not-Desperate Chelsea Break The Bank To Sign Their Second-Choice Keeper

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The very gloomy outlook for Chelsea’s upcoming Premier League season just got a little bit brighter, albeit at a hefty cost. The Blues welcomed a new goalkeeper to the club today in Athletic Bilbao’s Kepa Arrizabalaga, who pretty understandably just goes by “Kepa” most of the time. Kepa’s price tag, paid a day before… Read
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Steven Gerrard Translates English Into English For English-Speaking Player

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The one in which Rangers’ English manager Steven Gerrard (yes, that Steven Gerrard) translates the Scottish press’s English into English so that his new Croatian defender, Nikola Katić, can understand the questions and then reply in English himself: Read more…

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